Sunday, May 31, 2009

Raimi's Drag Me to Hell is Heavenly Bliss

Welcome back to the dark side Sammy!

BY EMIL TIEDEMANN

It's been 16 years since Sam Raimi touched base with the dark side of cinema, bestowing upon us the third--and so far, final--installment of The Evil Dead trilogy, with 1993's Army of Darkness. Since then Mr. Raimi has redirected his attention on an overlooked western (The Quick and the Dead), an Oscar calibre drama (A Simple Plan), a regrettable baseball feature (For Love of the Game), and an awkward supernatural thriller (The Gift). Oh yeah, and those Spider-Man movies, too! And now, after what seemed an eternity, the evil genius has relapsed, returning to what he does best...over-the-top loathing crossbred with insidious hilarity.

That latter sentence could easily pass as the tagline for Drag Me to Hell, which substantially lacks only in its own marketing campaign, one that ceased to capture my attention if not for Raimi's name being attached. Other than that this hellrasier delivered on all other levels, from the characters' beguiling psyches to the ideally-cast actors that depict them.

Set to a script penned by Raimi and his older brother Ivan, the 99-minute film starts us off in 1969 with a young Spanish boy riddled with a demonic curse that culminates in his inevitable path to the infernal underworld. We then skip ahead to present day and are introduced to Christine Brown (White Oleander's Alison Lohman), a conventional nobody who works as a loan officer at a bank. Gung-ho on landing a potential promotion, Brown makes an uncharacteristic decision that triggers an old, grisly woman (pictured left) to summon a curse upon her, one that layed dorment for the last 40 years.

Drag Me to Hell hinges on the unravelling of the unrelenting spell that delves Brown into a state of madness, subdued fleetingly by her psychologist boyfriend Clay (Pineapple Express' Justin Long). In the midst of her seemingly unavoidable fate, Brown sheds her vulnerable facade and exposes a buried defiance as she does all she feels necessary to rid herself of her hellish affliction. But is any of it enough?

Now don't go into this film expecting a mere extention of its unflattering trailer, but if you do, then you'll undoubtedly come out appeased, yearning for more. I just hope Mr. Raimi will have the sense to build on Drag Me to Hell and absorb us into another cult franchise of stylistic horror and gore, like he did all those years ago with Ash Williams and his trials & tribulations of The Evil Dead.

4/5 stars

SiM Photo: Disctrict 9

Part of the viral campaign for Peter Jackson and Neill Blomkamp's upcoming sci-fi film is bus ads. Check it out below and go see District 9 on August 14th, 2009. Also check out a couple of the sites they have up for the movie, D-9.com is a is supposedly run by Multi-National United, an in-film company. When you first enter, you have two possible choices, either Human or Non-Human, and the content and tone of the website differs for each. MNUSpreadsLies.com is the other, a fictional blog run by a Non-Human equal rights advocate, arguing that Multi-National United is oppressing the Non-Human race.


Saturday, May 30, 2009

Sam Raimi Drag's Me To Hell

And I don't want to leave!

Sam Raimi (Evil Dead series, Spider-Man series) goes back to the genre that got his career started back in 1981 and boy oh boy; this is a very fun film. Alison Lohman (Matchstick Men) is playing Christine Brown, a loan officer who has a rough day at the office, ending up being cursed. The curse is placed upon her by Lorna Raver’s (recurring role on TVs The Young and the Restless) character Mrs. Ganush. Justin Long (Accepted) plays Lohman’s supportive boyfriend. Raimi’s brother, Ivan Raimi helped him co-write the film. Ivan has contributed to Sam’s films on quite a few occasions, the most recent would be Spider-Man 3 but also has co-wrote Army of Darkness and Darkman with Sam.

Simplicity rules throughout the film, no extravagant sets, no big name stars, very little CGI is relied upon and the simple plot offers just enough to keep you entertained. Lohman produces a nice performance that starts a little slow and I was really questioning her ability to create some sympathy for her character but by the end of the film she really pulled it off. Raver is absolutely sizzling once she shifts into scary gypsy-mode and is utterly creepy.

The tricks that may seem cheesy in the new age “torture” horror films are used mainly in this film. Raimi uses them wonderfully making it humorous but still scary. Tense moments are panged with shifty music (a wonderful score too!), creaking floorboards and rustles outside the window. All this creates such an unnerving atmosphere during the moments it should, never leaving you under whelmed.

Raimi’s trademarks are littered throughout the film, beginning with “The Classic”, his yellow 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 which has been featured in every one of his films except for The Quick and the Dead. His eye for snappy imaginative visuals is apparent as well, not using his famous first person view shot of a projectile object (tree in Evil Dead/Doc Ocks tentacles in Spider-Man 2) was about the only thing left out from his repertoire.

You can argue that the film isn’t original as we have seen many of curse plots throughout Hollywood in the past but this is about as original as you get in tinsel town now a days. The film could be considered a throwback the way Raimi has used all the old tricks but it is a masterfully well done film. Raimi’s back to the basics approach will hopefully break the bank at the box office. Making the fans clamour enough to get the studios to get Raimi back with Bruce Campbell for an Evil Dead 4! This film was a fun romp that will disgust you, scare you and make you laugh.

4 out of 5
Colin Enquist

SiM Trailer: Pandorum

Quaid hits deep space in Aliens-like (?) sci-fi thriller

Director: Christian Alvart (Case 39)
Writer: Travis Milloy (Just Like Mona)
Cast: Dennis Quaid (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra), Ben Foster (Alpha Dog), Cam Gigandet (Twilight), Norman Reedus (The Boondock Saints), Andre Hennicke (Sophie Scholl-The Final Days), Cung Le (Tekkon), Antje Traue (Berlin By the Sea), Eddie Rouse (Observe and Report)
Distributors: Overture Films/ Constantin Films
Release Date: Friday, September 4, 2009

Synopsis: Quiad and Foster are astronauts stranded on an "abandoned" spacecraft 500 million miles from Earth who awaken with no memory of where or who they are, and oblivious as to where the other 60,000 passengers have gone. Reality slowly sets in and pandorum--the biological effects of deep space--kicks into high gear as the two crewmen discover what has really happened to the ship's crew. The $40 million sci-fi thriller, from the producers of Resident Evil (2002), was filmed in Berlin last August, after recieving an impressive $6 million from the German Federal Film Fund. Tagline: "Don't fear the end of the world...fear what happens next."

Friday, May 29, 2009

Tintin About to Get Hollywood Treatment

Spielberg takes on 80-year-old comic strip character

BY EMIL TIEDEMANN

Some 80 years after his conception, a big-budget film adaptation of Herge's legendary comic strip character Tintin has been wrapped up and given a release date that is more than two and a half years away (December 23, 2011). The motion capture 3-D film was directed by the man himself, Mr. Steven Spielberg, and has been christened The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn.

Paramount and Sony Pictures are behind the anticipated film, which will be the first of a planned trilogy, and are expecting it to appeal to audiences more so overseas, where it will be launched about a month earlier than in domestic theatres. Whereas Paramount will focus on distributing the film in English-speaking markets, Sony will tackle Europe, India and Latin America.

The classic Tintin character, a Belgian reporter, first saw the light of day as a comic strip in 1929, spreading over another 54 years, until 1983. Since its conception Tintin-and his faithful fox terrier Snowy-has also been adapted into two dozen books (1929-86), a comic book (1972), five animated and live action movies (1947-72), a couple of TV cartoon shows (1958-62, 1991-92), two plays (1941-42), a musical (2002-07), a pair of documentaries (1976 and 2003), countless exhibitions, and even a memorabilia and merchandise store chain (1984-).

BAFTA-winning English actor Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot) will take on the role of Tintin, while James Bond himself, Daniel Craig (Quantum of Solace) will play pirate Red Rackham, who appeared in the 1942 book The Secret of the Unicorn. Casting directors also locked in Andy Serkis (The Lord of the Rings trilogy), Toby Jones (Frost/Nixon), Mackenzie Crook (The Office UK), Gad Elmaleh (Coco), and as Thomson & Thompson, Simon Pegg & Nick Frost (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz).

Filmed over 32 days from January to March of this year, Tintin was produced by tinsletown heavyweights Spielberg (Back to the Future trilogy), Peter Jackson (The Lord of the Rings trilogy), and Kathleen Kennedy (Jurassic Park trilogy), while its screenplay was penned by Joe Cornish, Steven Moffat and Edgar Wright.

Alien Sighting Confirmed!

Carl Rinsch to direct

BY COLIN ENQUIST

Over the last couple days, rumours have been swirling that an Alien remake or reboot was in the works. Turns out today Tony Scott (Ridley's brother) has confirmed that Scott-Free Productions will be producing the film and that Carl Rinsch is going to direct the film. So on the heels of recently hearing a Predator remake was in the works (helmed by Robert Rodriguez), 20th Century Fox could have two creature features being released around the same time. This new Alien is sounding like it will be a prequel to the 1979 movie. They are hoping to get back to the one alien creature concept of the original. A new "Ripley" will need to be cast, so anyone got any suggestions?

Up

The latest from Disney's Pixar, which had quite a bit of success with these films, including Wall-E from last year.  This stars Ed Asner, first shown as a kid who shows a strong sense of adventure and wants to be a world traveller, who finds a young girl in an abandoned house who shares the same interests as his.  As kids she gets him to promise her that he will take her to Paradise Falls, showing him a picture of her house on top of the cliff looking down at the falls.  They marry, and start saving their change in a money jar for this trip, but something always comes along and makes them spend this money.  Along the way they plan on different things, but find out they are unable to have children. They never get to Paradise Falls, and Ed Asner's Carl's character faces life on his own as we see him at the funeral home after his wife Elie has died.  He continues living alone, resisting selling his house, even as developers are building around him.  He finally comes up with the plan to go to Paradise Falls and ties tons of helium filled balloons, for which this has been his career, and the house starts flying away.  However, it doesn't fly away before a young wilderness scout,Russell, has tagged along.  Carl is reluctant to take him with him, wanting to be all alone, but does so.  They finally arrive in Paradise Falls, but are on the wrong side, and must carry and drag their house with all the balloons, all the way to the other side.  On their way they run across an exotic bird, which Russell names Kevin, and a talking dog named Dug.  They  are chased and captured by a bunch of talking dogs, whom are all under care of Charles Muntz, voiced by Christopher Plummer.  Now, Charles Muntz was Carl's hero as a child, and to see him he is all awestruck, until he realizes that Charles is after the exotic bird that Carl and Russell have befriended.  The heroes escape, only to be followed by Charles and his talking dogs, and they are finally able to win the day and return home.   Carl has during his journey seen the light, and instead of being a grumpy old man, has turned into a caring one again, with Russell and Dug now tagging along with him in his new adventures.  A very well done movie, also shot in 3-D, if you have the chance to see it in this version, pay the extra 3 bucks and do so, it was well worth it.

Goran Savic   5 out of 5

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Most Controversial Movie Posters?!

Recent film ads are under the microscope by censors

BY EMIL TIEDEMANN

Is it just that we're more sensitive and excitable as a society, or are today's movie posters simply more explicit and graphic? As of late there's been an abundance of film ads that have been banned by advertising watchdogs from the U.S. to the UK, citing reasons of the glamourization of violence and/or sexuality.

After some extensive and exhaustive research--actually, I mostly just Googled!--I discovered that before this current decade the most disconcerning poster was for John Glen's For Your Eyes Only (1981), which cries tame by today's standards. The ad for the James Bond feature was eclipsed by the exposed derriere of a Bond girl standing with her legs spread apart, in front of a gun-clinching Roger Moore. After complaints arose over its sexual nature the studio (United Artists) superimposed garments and relaunched the retouched print.

That was nearly 30 years ago, and a lil' ass barely even gets noticed these days (see this year's The Unborn poster), but graphic designers haved upped the anti, testing the waters with visions of gore, torture, erotica and crime. Most avoid absolute censorship, but the most contentious of them have experienced a backlash in specific regions, depending sometimes on religious beliefs or recent affairs.

Below (in alphabetical order) are the goriest of the gory, the raunchiest of the raunchy, and some others that will make you scratch your head, lost to how inoffensive they actually are. These are the 21 (I like that number!) most "controversial" movie posters of all-time...they just all happen to be of my time, within a stretch of the last seven years! For all you aforementioned sensitive folk, you might wanna look away, although they aren't all that bad. See for yourself! (Click on any of the images to view a larger size.)

Ali G Indahouse (2002)
Before Sascha Baron Cohen unveiled his Borat and Bruno alter egos, the British comic introduced us to the hip-hop-styled Ali G and this hit film based around the infamous character. But it was its poster that made headlines in his home and native land, pulled from the public after 109 complaints surfaced over the provocative image, featuring Ali G using his finger to cover a woman's ass crack in the same fashion that a traditional bikini bottom would. Although the every-day bikini you see at any beach actually reveals more than this ad did, the Brits just couldn't stomach its suggestive positioning and the tagline, "Vote Ali G, da panty tax."


All My Life (2009)
Despite gracious reviews in Australia, the States, and across Europe, Maher Sabry's Egyptian gay feature All My Life was heavily criticized by Arabian Muslim and Christian organizations throughout the Middle East, but its promo ad was banned altogether. Featuring a nude man draped across the cover, the ad apparently outraged folks in all Arabian nations, upset over the R-rated film's plot, which swarmed around the tribulations of a 26-year-old gay accountant-slash-dance student from Cairo. All My Life was not, and probably never will be, released in North American theatres.

Captivity (2007)
Baring images of supposed torture, kidnapping and murder, the prints promoting this U.S./ Russian thriller were quickly yanked from New York taxi cabs and L.A. billboards after outraged citizens complained. "To be honest with you, I don't know where the confusion happened and who's responsible," said Courtney Soloman of the After Dark distributing company that took the bulk of the reprimanding, claiming that "wrong files were sent to the printer." Co-distributors Lionsgate Films were "unaware" of the lurid advertising campaign and promptly put a stop to it, replacing the poster with the current "ant farm version," featuring star Elisha Cuthbert.

Choke (2008)
The movie didn't exactly win over critics, but even before people didn't go see this Clark Gregg film, its poster unimpressed would-be audiences. Although never officially banned, Choke's ads raised some eyebrows over its image of a silhoutte'd (not a word, I know) Sam Rockwell halfway through swallowing a high heel'd (also not a word) woman, recalling the infamous Hustler magazine cover from June 1978, featuring a woman going into a meat grinder. The "dirty-minded satirical psychotic comedy" bombed at the box office, but had little to do--I'm sure--with its campaigning faux pas.

Coco Avant Chanel (2009)
Currently underway in international theatres, Anne Fontaine's biopic of legendary French fashion designer Coco Chanel errupted the officials that screen ads in the bus and train stations of France. The uproar was simple--actress Audrey Tautou sitting down with a lit cigarette in one hand, resembling Chanel herself, famous for smoking some 50 sticks a day. "Cigarettes are banned on our entire transport system," stated a Paris Metrobus spokesman to the UK's Telegraph, "and there is no reason why we should be giving them free advertising through this film poster."


Creep (2004)
On the grounds of "taste and decency," or lack thereof rather, the United Kingdom barred the filmmakers of the horror flick Creep (directed by Christopher Smith) from promoting it in the London Underground metro system. Funded by the UK Film Council, Creep's posters featured a bloody hand scrapping down the window of a train carriage. "It's a bit ludicrous," cried producer Julie Bain. "This is fiction, not documentary. It's not based on real events--if it was, we are all in trouble." The ban was swiftly lifted by the Advertising Standard Authority (ASA), but not before the film's producers replaced the images in mainline stations.

Dying Breed (2008)
"It's disappointing and frustrating to have the poster censored by Adshel [the company that specializes in bus shelter advertising]," said Dying Breed's writer-producer Michael Boughen. "The poster will be seen in cinema foyers, press ads and online, so it's going to be in the public domain." Designed by Jeremy Saunders (Samson & Delilah), the promos envisioned a pie baked with human body parts, spilling out from the side. The Australian horror-thrasher's graphic artwork was banned from public view throughout the country, and the film flopped at the box office, perhaps as a result.


Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
Although the real crime was this movie being made in the first place, it was one of its various poster ads that had parents protesting. Posturing star 50 Cent with a microphone in one hand and a gun in the other, the billboards had to be removed at the expense of Paramount. "The poster thing surprised me," admitted an initially-enraged Jim Sheridan, director of Get Rich. "People were complaining about a gun when nearly every American film is promoted with guns...it feels crazy to be talking about cardboard guns when there are so many real ones." The ad was retouched (pictured), though another one made the DVD cover.

Hostel Part II (2007)
T&A has always been a key marketing tactic for thrasher films, but in its promo ads? Not a chance, which is why the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) blantantly denied approval for the original poster for Eli Roth's disasterous sequel to 2005's Hostel, which also used risque visuals to sell itself. A nude Bijou Phillips--one of the film's stars--stood sideways on the prints, holding a decapitated head at her hips...need I say more?! As for the movie itself, Hostel 2 didn't even make half the monies the original grossed two years earlier, but made enough to inspire another sequel.


Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
It wasn't the lesbian vampire killers' cleavage that angered censors, but rather the title Lesbian Vampire Killers itself that pushed it from public transport. Billed unsuitable for children the title was also called "sexually offensive" and was apparently likely offensive to lesbians! "The film title is linked to horror, sexuality and violence while as a combination are felt to be inappropriate...to be viewed by all ages on the transport system," stated CBS Outdoors, the firm handling the UK transport's ads. The Phil Claydon-directed comedy-horror was released in the UK last March, and in Australia last week.

Righteous Kill (2008)
Recent local affairs set afire a debate over the launch of the ad campaign for this Robert De Niro-Al Pacino crime thriller. It had been just three years earlier, in July 2005, in which Brazilian national Charles de Menezes was shot and killed by police at Stockwell Tube, a metro station of the London Underground. Monitors thought it was in poor taste showing the posters at the same Stockwell station, in light of a gun image and the tagline, "There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot." Lionsgate obliged and removed the ads.

The Road to Guantanamo (2006)
The only documentary on this list is Michael Winterbottom's feature that tells of three British detainees at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base detainment camp in Cuba. Actually billed as a "docudrama," Guantanamo's brutal realism leaked onto its own posters, featuring a man hanging by his handcuffed wrists, with his head covered by a burlap sack and then a blindfold tied around his eyes. "The image that ran afoul of the MPAA is tame by the standards set by the amateur photographers of Abu Ghraib," commented The Washington Post. The MPAA claimed it depicted torture.

The Rules of Attraction (2002)
One of the earliest troublemakers was Roger Avary's The Rules of Attraction, which bared 14 pairs of beanie babies in various sexual positions (doggie style, military, oral...you name it!), with a tagline that read "We all run on instinct." Lionsgate Films, which seems to be behind many of the banished artwork, had to pull the posters and replaced them with something other than "copulating toys" doing the dirty. The movie itself recieved the most destructive rating by the MPAA, NC-17, until Avary returned to the editing room and made the necessary cuts to "upgrade" to an R-rating.

Saw II (2005)
It seems somewhat petty, but a couple of decaying severed fingers (representing the II in the title) was enough to upset members of the MPAA, which deemed the graphics "unacceptable." The cencorship organization--formed in 1922--divulged, "Materials for the film Saw II [that] display dismembered fingers...is unacceptable under Advertising Administration Standards." Lionsgate--which distributed the film, its original, three sequels, and another one to come--re-designed the poster, simply hiding the finger's stumps, and sat back as the $4 million horror film earned more than $147 million worldwide.

Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
"Just another family man making a living," read the action movie's tagline, which had the ASA tagging it themselves, as offensive and insensitive towards families affected by gun crime. The posters also featured leading man Clive Owen pointing a gun in the direction of the viewer, and an additional ad with co-star Paul Giamatti following suit (pictured). The film's distributors, New Line, also launched a "guerilla marketing campaign" that included a fake website that advertised riot helmets for babies and bullet-proof strollers, as well as a scripted YouTube viral video of someone shooting the stroller--baby in tow--with a submachine gun! Can you say overkill?!

Snuff-Movie (2005)
The premise behind Bernard Rose's gothic horror film Snuff-Movie is enough to upset mainstream moviegoers, but before it ever got that far, Lionsgate Films had to put out some fires with the poster that promoted its UK arrival. Rose's own wife appeared on the print, nude and nailed to a giant cross, in the midst of an approving crowd. The ad was--unsurprisingly--banned from press, outdoor advertising and even cinema websites, "despite poster approval from the director...and his wife," stated the agitated Lionsgate company. Snuff-Movie, about a reclusive widower who kills off a group of actors at his countryside mansion, failed to make an impact with audiences anyways.

Teeth (2007)
The most bizarre film on the list is Mitchell Lichtenstein's black comedy-horror feature Teeth, about a teen girl (Jess Weixler) who discovers that she has a set of teeth inside her vagina! That's right, in her vagina! So you could only imagine how advertising for this story could invite some explicit ideas, and explicit they were! Roadside Attractions approved a poster that resembled an X-ray of the teen girl, with a set of vag chompers clearly in view near the bottom of the picture. As expected the ads were pulled and replaced with a safer image of Weixler nearly fully immersed in bath water.


Thirst (2009)
South Korea's Media Rating Board, which had only recently become more strict with its censorship, banned the "provocative and disturbing" poster for Park Chan-wook's Thirst film, which told the story of a priest who accidentally turns himself into a vampire during a medical experiment. The ads for the Korean horror-drama featured the priest (Song Kang-ho) being strangled by a naked woman, positioned to resemble the figure of a bat. The original poster remained as is overseas, but an edited version appeared in Korea, with the woman's legs airbrushed out. The film itself went to No.1 domestically earlier this month.

Wanted (2008)
Britain's ASA quickly denounced the movie posters for Timur Bekimambetov's blockbuster action film Wanted, over its gun images and a tagline that suggested life is better as a high-paid assassin ("six weeks ago I was just like you...and then I met her...and my world changed forever"). "We acknowledged most viewers would understand the posters reflected the content of an action film," admitted the ASA. "However, we considered that because the ads featured a glamorous actress, action poses, several images of or related to guns and aspirational text, they could be seen to gamourize the use of guns and violence. We concluded [they] could be seen to condone violence by glorifying or glamourizing the use of guns."

Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006)
Goran Dukic's Wristcutters is set in a "strange afterlife way-station that has been reserved for people who have committed suicide," and so when it came to designing prints to promote the award-winning feature, they kept it simple and used a yellow warning sign that featured the animated image of an arm with a red line through the wrist. It was not exactly graphic, but just blatant and suggestive enough to have parents protesting its release, claiming that it glorified suicide. The poster's background featured numerous similar images of other ways people take their own lives.

Zack & Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Just before Zack & Miri was to premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival, the MPAA slapped its distributors (The Weinstein Company) with a major greivance, forbidding them to promote the Kevin Smith comedy with its current poster, which featured stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks giving each other head...kinda. Others had issues with "porno" being in its title, which had Weinstein issue a new poster that featured the two stars chillin' in a meadow, with the tagline "A poster for everyone who finds our movie title hard to swallow." The new campaign also included the slogan "Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks made a movie so outrageous that we can't even tell you the title."

Now, although these were perhaps the 21 most controversial movie posters of the last decade (since nobody seemed to care before that), there have been others that have also blurred the line between acceptable and downright explicit. In 2007 the MPAA rejected the poster for The Hills Have Eyes 2 (Fox Atomic), because it showed one of the mutants from the film pulling away a body in a burlap sack, with a hand clinching the sand below. Fox flipped the body over to bare the feet instead, as to avoid images of a living person being dragged away to their death.

The following year, in 2008, the big screen adaptation of the hit HBO TV series Sex and the City ran into some obsticles in the Israeli cities of Jerusalem and Petah Tikva, where Forum Films had to pull ads because of the word "sex" in the title. That same year Jed Weintrob's horror flick Scar was criticized for glorifying knife violence, as well as for its plot description, as a "slash-tastic killer thriller" in which "the blood flies off the screen."

The latest "art" to get the axe was South Korea's Cadaver (a.k.a. The Cut), distributed by IFC Films, which is planning a limited release across North America. The print features a gloved "surgeon" with one hand draped across a nude woman's right breast and a scalpel slicing across the left one, which ignited concern across the board. The producers of Cadaver, which has gotten little attention online (and off), also issued several stills from the movie, featuring medical students performing their first dissection.

Well, I guess that about sums it up then...the long arm of the law slapping their censor stickers over the artwork of the cinema, deciding what we can stomach as a society. This time next year there's sure to be a whole new batch of outlawed movie posters that the MPAA, the APA, and all them other condemning acronyms have deemed unacceptable on our behalf. Until then, take in what was not meant to be, and gimme your feedback!

SiM Poster: Land of the Lost

I won't be going to see this movie, but another movie poster that really stands out.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

SiM Poster: G.I. Joe

G.I. Joe opens in theaters on August 7. Directed by Stephen Sommers, the action-adventure stars Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Byung Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Said Taghmaoui, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans and Dennis Quaid. Below is the international poster.

SiM Poster: Adam


The trailer was posted yesterday, here is the one sheet. Got to love that tagline!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

SiM Movie Stills: Metropia

Five new movie stills from upcoming sci-fi animation

Director Tarik Saleh's dark animated feature Metropia, based out of Sweden, has issued several new stills from its movie reels, including images of characters voiced by the likes of Vincent Gallo and Juliette Lewis. The film is set for a Swedish release date of November 6, but no North American date has been scheduled yet. Check out the trailer here.


Holy Cyborgs, Batman!

Terminator Salvation, because everyone (including movie series) deserves a second chance

That is to say, Holy Cybernetic Organisms, Batman…but it just doesn’t roll off the tongue as well, does it?

Directed by Joseph "McG" McGinty Nichol (We are Marshall, Charlie's Angels and Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle), this fourth installment in the Terminator series stars Christian Bale (The Dark Knight, 3:10 to Yuma) as John Connor, prophet and saviour of the human resistance, Sam Worthington (Macbeth, Rogue) as cyborg prototype Marcus Wright, and Anton Yelchin (Star Trek, Charlie Bartlett) as Kyle Reese, the young man who eventually goes on to father John Connor (remember the first movie?), with a brief CGI heavy appearance by The Governator.

The movie opens on death row in the year 2003, where Wright is visited by Dr. Serena Kogan (Helena Bonham Carter, sporting a very poor, very nasal American Accent), who offers him the chance to redeem himself by selling his body to Cyberdyne Systems to help further medical breakthroughs in disease control. He argues at first, claiming he doesn’t deserve a second chance, being responsible for the death of his brother as well as two policemen. He relents and decides to sell his body to the cancer-ridden doctor for a kiss, proclaiming, “So that’s what death tastes like.”

We jump to 2018, where a brief recap of the Judgment Day brings us up to date on the war between humans and the machines. John Connor is leading a group of resistance soldiers on what appears to be a fact finding mission, when he discovers a corral of people being held captive by Cyberdyne for future research and development. He also discovers plans for the new T-800 Terminator, proving his “prophecy”, which is really the information gleaned from the first two movies.

An attack on the group leaves Connor the sole survivor, or so he thinks. Once he is rescued, Marcus Wright crawls naked from the wreckage, steals some clothes from a dead resistance soldier, and makes his way across the dessert. From that point on the movie is a fast-paced jump from attack to explosion as the few humans left try to avoid and/or destroy the threat of the machines.

Through the first half of the film the plot relied heavily on coincidence, i.e. the first person Wright comes across happens to be the same person that John Connor is searching for, Wright just happens to be an electrical/mechanical whiz and gets a radio going just as Connor is broadcasting a message to the resistance, and so on, but I was pretty distracted by the explosions and robots to dwell on it for long, and it was only in thinking back on the movie to write this review that it even occurred to me, and it all makes sense later.

I found this movie to be a vast improvement over Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. Until I saw that movie I didn’t think it would be possible to make a movie about cyborgs boring. The plot dragged, and at no point did I really feel any kind of sympathy to Connor (played by Nick Stahl), who came across as a head case. Terminator Salvation essentially ignores T3, with very little explanation offered for the years between, other than the quick recap, which I think works in its favour.

As someone who never really followed the Terminator series (they were my mom’s favourite movies. Do you feel old now, Arnie?) I might have preferred a bit more back-story, but you aren’t lost without it. There are a few references to the past movies, i.e. Connor accusing a cyborg of trying to kill him and his family when they went back in time (this film doesn’t use any time travel), and a few quotes from the movies, “if you’re going to point a gun at someone, you’d better be ready to pull the trigger,” “come with me if you want to live,” and my personal favourite, “I’ll be back.” These moments were probably more clarified to those that were fans of the series, but the humour of the quotes wasn’t lost on me, thanks to teenaged boys (and husbands) who quote movie lines to death.

I was leery of the casting when I first heard Bale was going to be John Connors, not because I had any deep feelings on who should play him but because he’s Batman. He has so completely absorbed that role in my mind that I didn’t know if I’d be able to separate Bale from Batman, but he becomes John Connor as easily as if he’d always been him. He has just the right amount of badass blended with humanity to make him the natural voice of the resistance.

Bale is just one example of great casting in this movie. Worthington is able to play on our sympathies despite the fact that our first view of him is as a murderer, and he just looks pretty in a trench coat. Yelchin has enough caution to take care of himself and his young friend Star, while being brave (or crazy?) enough to align himself with the resistance, even if his section is only two people strong.

The only character that bothered me is Connor’s wife, Kate (Bryce Dallas Howard) who, despite being trained as a veterinarian and apparently physician, comes across a little bit like a stereotypical 1950’s housewife, pregnant and stoking the home fires waiting for her man to come home. Which isn’t to say that I think a woman as pregnant as she is should be out hunting cyborgs, but her only purpose in the movie seems to be to add humanity to John, a reminder for why he shouldn’t just give up. The other women in the movie (Star, Blair, the old woman…who is never really explained) make up in strength and ingenuity what Kate lacks.

On the whole, I found Terminator Salvation to be a fun and exciting movie, not just a stupid action flick where you need to leave your brain at the door (though there were a few moments where my date was probably ready to leave me at the theatre, after “why is he doing that, wouldn’t x make more sense, would I be less confused if I’d seen the other movies more recently?”), and I look forward to the coming sequels. I might even go back and watch the first two. But not the third.

4 out of 5
Laura Gies

SiM Trailers: Adam

Director: Max Mayer (Better Living)
Writer: Max Mayer (Better Living)
Cast: Hugh Dancy (Confessions of a Shopaholic), Rose Byrne (Knowing), Peter Gallagher (Center Stage: Turn It Up)
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Release Date: July 29, 2009

Synopsis: Adam (Hugh Dancy) has Asperger syndrome, a high functioning form of autism. He finds it difficult to be with others and often escapes into his love of space exploration. When Beth (Rose Byrne) moves into the apartment above him, he uses his unique, often funny, and sometimes painful social skills to begin to build the personal relationship that he so desperately desires.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Buffy Remake, Seriously?

No Whedon either?

It looks like Hollywood is yet to start another remake, this time it is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. One problem, no Joss Whedon. That is correct, if Whedon is to come aboard the remake of the 1992 film, Whedon must audition for writing duties like everyone else. Now I understand TV is different than the film industry, but if you are ignoring all the mythology, tones and characters that helped make Whedon a household name, do we really want to see this remake? The series that debuted in 1997 had a 7 season run until 2003 and currently Dark Horse comics puts out a monthly season 8 comic book that is scripted by Whedon and just as successful as the TV series was. Not only that, but many critics constantly put this in Top TV Series of All Time lists.

SiM Trailers: The Surrogates

Director: Jonathan Mostow (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
Writer: Michael Ferris (Terminator Salvation), John D. Brancato (Terminator Salvation),
Cast: Bruce Willis (Planet Terror), Radha Mitchell (Silent Hill), Rosamund Pike (An Education), Ving Rhames (Echelon Conspiracy)
Studio: Touchstone Pictures
Release Date: September 25, 2009

Synopsis: In the near future, humans live in isolation and only interact through robotic bodies that serve as "surrogates". When several surrogates are murdered, a cop (Bruce Willis) investigates the crimes through his own surrogate. The investigation forces the cop to bring his human form out of isolation and unravel a conspiracy that links the creators of the surrogates and a flaw that could destroy everyone using them.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

SiM Poster: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen


This is the IMAX poster for those who are going to see the film on the really big screen!

Obscure Actor of the Month (May 2009)

Carrie Henn (Aliens, 1986)

BY EMIL TIEDEMANN

Most people who would know Carrie Henn (b. May 7, 1976 in Panama City, Florida) would know her as Rebecca "Newt" Jorden, the little blonde girl who lived amongst aliens on an abandoned spaceship in one of the decade's most terrifying feature films, James Cameron's Aliens (1986), which starred Sigourney Weaver and Paul Reiser.

Shortly before she landed the role, Henn (now goes by Caroline Marie Henn) lived in Florida, but moved to England when her father relocated there as an officer in the U.S. Air Forces. It was in England that Henn auditioned for the famous part, which won her a 1987 Saturn Award for Best Performance by a Younger Actor/Actress.

When the film came out on DVD as part of the Alien Quadrilogy box set, Henn was asked to supply commentary, which earned her and her co-cast a nomination from the DVD Executive Awards.

Henn graduated from Atwater High School (California) in 1994, and then earned a BA in liberal studies in 2000, from the California State University, Stanislaus (CSUS) in Turlock, California. Five years later, in 2005, she married fellow CSUS student and future police officer Nathan Kutcher.

Residing in Atwater, Henn now works as an elementary teacher. She has never made another film since or before Aliens, and has no plans to.

SiM Posters: The Hangover

Four new promo ads for upcoming Todd Phillips comedy

From the director of Old School and Road Trip (Todd Phillips) comes a comedy that captures the next morning confusion that a group of buddies (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha) deal with following an out-of-control bachelor party in Vegas. Featuring a cameo by Mike Tyson himself, The Hangover (Warner Bros.) will hit theatres on June 5th.