Peter had been a loner for most of his life, never having a relationship last longer than a few months, which he contributed to the instability of his childhood. Always moving, changing schools, having to make new friends. This got to him, giving him an unstable feeling.
Now 35 years of age, for the most part, he had been content with meeting women and having sex with them, then moving on, that's all he had ever known in his life. He figured why should he change, he'd just be moving on again. That was, until that one New Year's Eve. He had another attractive woman in his sights, and she seemed very much single.
She turned to him, "Peter Sullivan!" This was startling to Peter as he had never met this woman before in his life. "Do I know you?" "No, but I know you, from bar to bar,from woman to woman, I kind of know all about your life." "Listen lady, go fuck yourself, you know nothing about me or my life." "You've moved constantly in your life, and with these women. I'm here to make you an offer." Unless it involves you getting naked and having sex with me, I'm not really interested." Yes, I am going to let you have sex with me, and then after, we are going to talk business." "Whatever works for you, as long as I'm getting sex, the rest is whatever."
So, Peter and this woman went back to his place, where she proceeded to undress him, quickly removed all of her clothing, and then let him have his way with her in every possible way. Satisfied with the outcome, he lay on his back for a few minutes,then said, "So. What is this deal you would like to discuss?" "Have you ever thought of living forever?" "The thought may have come to mind every once in a while. Why?" "The offer i have for you is this. You can live forever, all alone, or,I find you the love of your life and you get to live to the ripe age of 100. Interested?"
Peter was a bit puzzled, but went along with it anyways. "There must be a catch. And who are you to offer eternal life? God or the devil?" "Pretty close. One of Satan's many children. An experiment if you will, to see if love is worth it, to pass on living forever. If you agree to either of the deals, you have 30 days to make up your mind. At the end of the 30 days, I will return to grant either of your decisions."
Peter thought about it, mulled it over,shook her hand and said, "See you in 30 days. By the way, what is your name devil child?" "I go by Serafina." "Thank you Serafina for the best sex I have ever had in my life." "You are quite welcome. I don't get many opportunities down there," she smirked.
Peter started to think about this,day after day, week after week. It wasn't as easy as he thought it would be. Sure, live forever, have sex with whoever, no commitments, just like now. Or, finally have that stability he had craved his whole life.
30 days had passed, and Serafina had returned. "Hello Peter, have you made your choice?" "Do I get to see this so-called love of my life before making up my mind?" "No,Peter, you're going to be going into this decision blindly." "Ok then. I may regret this, but I will choose to live to 100 with one woman, who will be the love of my life. I do not need to live forever."
Serafina turned to him with a big smile. "I hope you won't be disappointed, but I am going to be your wife. I am not Satan's child, but an angel from heaven. This was my decision as well. I already had eternal life alone, but I wanted to be in love.
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