If You Don't Like This Movie Then You're An @$$hole!: 002

From Dusk Till Dawn

BY GEORGE CAVALENES

Starring George Clooney, Havey keitel, and Juliette Lewis, this crime thriller/ B-horror movie never lets me down no matter how many times I see it. It's written by Quentin Tarentino and directed by Robert Rodriguez, two of my favorite people making movies today(if you don't include spy kids).

Nine Reasons Why This Movie is Great:

1. Quentin Tarentino plays one the creepiest guys in the history of film. He nailed it. He played creepy-rapist-sociopath-murder so well it makes me wonder just how much experiance he has at all those things.

2. The "Cloon". The guy is just badass. He does Tarentino dialogue so well! Why haven't they worked together again? Tell me!

3. What kind of testosterone driven male would I be if i failed to mention Salma Hayek? She does a sexy striptease, without the stripping, whilst holding a snake around her neck. Hot.

4. Sex machine. A biker played by Tom Savini with a pistol for a penis.

5. The opening scene to the movie. With Tarention and Rodriguez showing off their ability to create tenion and the "cloon" doing his thing, this is one of my favorite scenes in all of movies.

6. The face melting is very reminicant of Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade. If you don't know what I'm talking about then you need to rewatch that movie. Jesus was a carpenter.

7. Super Soakers and condoms full of holy water. A jack hammer with a stake at the end of it. All the weapons in the movie are very satirical and yet very appropriate. They fit the mood of the movie and make it humorous all at the same time.

8. Cheech Marin playing 3 very different characters. Everytime he shows up you should be laughing. He is the border cop, the door/hype man at the Tittie Twister, and the guy that the Gecko brothers are there to meet.

9. Ernest Liu. Some of the worst acting I've ever seen and yet...I love it so much.

If you can't get down with this movie, than I can't get down with you. It's not a slice of life, thought provoking gorgeous peice of film, but it's fun and entertaining and if you don't like it then you're an asshole.

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