Monday, October 12, 2009

SiM Trailer: The Crazies

Zombie-like chaos strikes small-town America in Hollywood's latest remake

Director: Breck Eisner (Sahara)
Cast: Timothy Olyphant (Scream 2), Danielle Panabaker (Friday the 13th), Radha Mitchell (Pitch Black), Joe Anderson (Across the Universe), Preston Bailey (Dexter)
Studio: Paramount Vantage/ Overture Films
Release Date: February 26, 2010

Synopsis: Helmed by the son of former Walt Disney Company chief executive Michael Eisner, The Crazies is a modern-day remake of George A. Romero's 1973 thriller classic of the same name. Insanity and death are what folks in a small Iowa town have to look forward to after a mysterious toxin contaminates the water supply. The screenplay was penned by Ray Wright and Scott Kosar. In case you didn't know, the song you hear in the trailer is Gary Jules' "Mad World," which was also used in the cult classic Donnie Darko (2001).

Zombieland Wants To Give Thanks…

Thank god for rednecks!

BY COLIN ENQUIST

Zombieland is the brain child of Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. Ruben Fleischer directs the horror/comedy which stars Jesse Eisenberg (Adventureland), Woody Harrelson (Seven Pounds), Emma Stone (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past) and Abigail Breslin (My Sister's Keeper). No major thought is involved in the premise, zombies take over the world, a few survivors team up to survive, and funny things ensue.

The beginning of this film (narrated by Eisenberg) shows us zombie hi-jinks over a wonderful use of title credits. As we begin to understand a little about Zombieland (what was once the U.S.A.) we are introduced to Columbus (also Eisenberg) and his OCD rules that have, so far, kept him alive. Rule #1: Cardio, it keeps you alive!

Soon enough, a lonely Columbus finds himself teaming up with a completely opposite personality in Tallahassee (Harrelson). When these characters are thrust into any situation, their reactions are opposing the others. It does not help that Columbus believes Tallahassee’s quest to find the last Twinkie in Zombieland is pointless. It is the character dynamics of Columbus and Tallahassee that make this film a colossal enjoyment.

The duo becomes a quartet, shortly after Wichita (Stone) and Little Rock (Breslin) con them into giving up their vehicle and arsenal. Eventually they concede to work together, joined by a single cause, getting to Pacific Playland in California. More hilarity ensues.

The group dynamics begin to shift when Columbus falls for Wichita, almost making Columbus violate one of his rules. Rule #17: Don’t be a hero. Although he is happy enough to step aside so Tallahassee can kill more zombies. It is the only thing Tallahassee is good at!

Not a preachy film by any means. Zombieland does not have much to say thematically. Of course there are a few exceptions. Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

The third act is what keeps this film from being placed alongside Shaun of the Dead. It lacks the actual horror element, as it never feels like the characters are ever in any kind of danger. Also, this film has possibly one of the best cameo appearances I have ever witnessed. I am not going to spoil it for you but be prepared for a ton of laughter.

I highly recommended this film; it is funny, insane and just pure fun. Your sides will hurt from the constant laughter this film provides. Surprising the hell out of me, Zombieland is worth your hard earned cash.

4 out of 5

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Because You Demanded It

1, 000, 000 times!

BY COLIN ENQUIST

A few days ago, Paranormal Activity reached one million demands! That means Paramount will give the film a wide release across the country. Oren Peli's film is being touted as one of the greatest horror films in recent years.

“an ingenious horror film.It's so well made it's truly scary” - Roger Ebert - THE CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

“A POTENT FRIGHTFEST That will fry your nerves and CREEP YOU OUT” - Peter Travers ROLLING STONE

“SO SCARY! Just when you thought it was safe to close your eyes…GOOD LUCK GOING TO SLEEP!” - Harry Knowles AINT IT COOL NEWS

“Go See It. Tell Your Friends GOOD LUCK SLEEPING” - FILM SCHOOL REJECTS

“THE SCARIESTMOVIE OF THE DECADE ” - CHICAGONOW.COM

I can not wait to go check this film out! Are you going to brave seeing this film?

Friday, October 9, 2009

Bite Club

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BY COLIN ENQUIST

Vampire fiction is nothing new. Many writers attempt to reinvent the genre with a bold new take on the mythical creatures every year. Howard Chaykin (American Flagg!) and David Tischman (Greatest Hits) filled that role in 2004 with their 6 issue mini series, Bite Club, from DC Comics Vertigo imprint. Art duties were handed to Vertigo alum David Hahn, who has worked on Fables and Lucifer, two well respected series in the Vertigo library. The stunning series covers come from the frequent Grant Morrison collaborator Frank Quitely. If you are reading this in the $9.99 trade paper back, don’t worry, Quitely’s covers are in the back!

At first glance, it seems Bite Club is just another attempt to modernize the vampire genre. This could not be more wrong. Yes Chaykin and Tischman use vampires throughout the entire body of the book but the blood of the story is about the Del Toro crime family and the many troubles following its dysfunctional members after their patriarch Eduardo Del Toro is gunned down.

The backstabbing siblings Leto, Risa and Eduardo Jr. all have a stake at becoming the new leader. Not to mention their cousin Victor who feels he is entitled to become the new patriarch of the Del Toro family. Everything starts getting out of hand when the will of Eduardo Sr. is read, naming Leto as his successor.

Chaykin and Tischman create a story that is solely focused on the Del Toro’s. The subtle use of vampire lore just adds a dimension to the book that may not have even been required. If you pick this up to read about vampires, you may be disappointed.

David Hahn’s art is not superb. Many times a page will show up with characters faces looking very similar. Hahn must know that this is a weakness in his ability though because he covers it up well with different hair styles, glasses or hats to distinguish each character when needed. Any aspiring artist should look at this book for Hahn’s simple yet beautiful layouts. The lack of full page spreads in the book (most pages are 5-10 panels) really hits home the emotion you should feel about that specific moment.

Bite Club is coloured by Brian Miller. The colouring of this book was fantastic. Each characters story being told in one book could have been confusing. Miller fixes that easily. Using a different colour tone for each time the story jumps from one characters story to the next. The green and blue pages really jump out at you. I am curious as to how this technique would transfer over to other books which require the reader to follow several characters at once.

Picking up this book, I was sold solely on the Quitely cover art of the trade and the fact that it was only $9.99. I was a little unsure of the book when I read the brief synopsis but Chaykin and Tischman deliver a good tale filled with deceit, death, vampires, discrimination, god, family and drugs. Mix in a little bit of The Sopranos and you got yourself Bite Club.

3 out of 5

Monday, October 5, 2009

Uncanny X-Men Receives the Axe

And I gave it a good chance to stick around

BY COLIN ENQUIST

The X-Men have always been one of my favourite titles. When I really started getting into comics the two big X-titles were the first to be thrown onto my pull list. Not only were Uncanny X-Men and X-Men good at the time but it looked like they were not slowing down.

I got a lot of enjoyment out of the two X-titles. Uncanny X-Men was always the better of the two books in my opinion, even with the Alan Davis art on X-Men. Suddenly the fortunes of each book changed, along with the dynamics of the teams. Grant Morrison came aboard X-Men (changing the title to New X-Men) and started a legendary run that has shaped the X-universe still to this day.

Soon after Morrison left the book, it reverted back to its original title, X-Men. Not entirely sure how long I stuck around but it was not very long. The book got terrible quickly, so I stopped picking X-Men up.

A coupe of months later, I realized that Uncanny X-Men was just as brutal. So now I am picking up comics without my usual X-titles. And these were the two books that helped get me into comics.

I still checked out solicits to see if it looked like either series was getting any better. Even reading a few reviews online, these only helped cement my decision of dropping the books though. It sounded like the books were a complete train wreck.

Then issue #500 of Uncanny X-Men was going to be released. A new creative team was promising a bold new direction. Sure I hated the art by Greg Land and Terry Dodson but I really enjoy Matt Fraction’s writing. So picking up a couple issues was worth a shot.

16 issues later and I’m back in the same boat as before! Fraction just finished tying up his big crossover with the Dark Avengers, leaving the team headed in a “bold new direction” again. Yes I disliked the start of the Exodus crossover bit it did end really strong.

Sadly the next issue lost my faith in Fraction. Most of the issue was devoted to Cyclops telling us that he has no plan; he was just rolling with the punches. At this point it seems like Fraction is doing just that, rolling with the punches, having no idea what to do with the characters or the series.

*insert sound of an axe falling*

That was the sound of Uncanny X-Men getting chopped from my pull list. Yes out of those 16 issues I bought over the last year or so, 6 might have been really good. That just is not enough to keep me buying the book..

Friday, October 2, 2009

Guillermo Del Toro Writes The Strain

With a little help from Chuck Hogan

BY COLIN ENQUIST

The Strain is a novel co-authored by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan and was released June 2nd, 2009. The Academy Award-winning creator of Pan’s Labyrinth and the Hammett Award-winning author of Prince of Thieves bring us an epic tale about the horrifying battle between man and vampire. It is the first instalment of what will be a trilogy of novels.

When I heard Guillermo Del Toro was writing a prose novel, well, I might have shrieked. Guillermo Del Toro is fast becoming one of my favourite writer/director and his imaginative mind could only bring us a fantastic story, right?

I will get to the novel in a moment. First I want to say that all I knew about this book was the name of the author(s), the title and the release date. When I received my copy of the book in the mail I did not even read the dust jacket. Tossing the jacket aside, I was flying completely blind into the novel. I was giving Del Toro (and Hogan!) the complete benefit of the doubt of telling a compelling story. Hopefully they would not disappoint.

The novel opens with what seems to be an all too common scenario since 9/11 for starting a story. A plane, loaded to the brim with passengers, has some strange misfortune at JFK airport in New York City. The writers do something a little different though, when the plane touches down on the runway, blackness envelops the plane, killing all the electronics. As the plane stalls in the middle of the runway, no movement comes from inside. Airport security calls in for emergency help. After consideration if this is some kind of terrorist attack, CDC (Centers for Disease Control) is called in and we are introduced to Dr. Ephraim Goodweather. Looking for a biological weapon, a fellow agent and Ephraim board the plane, dead, on the tarmac. They discover that everyone on board is pale and now a corpse. The puzzles are starting to pile up and Del Toro has me fighting my chores because I do not want to put the novel down! Almost the entire first section of the novel has you wanting to keep reading, hoping something will arise on the next page.

As Del Toro and Hogan start unravelling their story we are given hints through a few interludes to what exactly Ephraim and his fellow CDC agents are dealing with. The interludes bring us back into Nazi Germany, during the war. We are introduced to a young Abraham Setrakian (he was vaguely introduced earlier in the novel) and his battle to stay alive during the Holocaust in a concentration camp. To my surprise, Setrakian is more frightened by the monster that is hunting the weak in the concentration camp. We soon learn that this monster is actually the monster from his grandmother’s story that she told Setrakian at the start of the novel. These interludes are explanations throughout the novel to flesh out not only Setrakian’s story but also a good chunk of mythology that will be used later in the book (and possibly the series).

Shortly after a couple interludes, Del Toro and Hogan join Ephraim and Setrakian’s stories. Once the two meet up, questions really start to get answered. The ideas used by the writers actually made me second guess what I thought was happening. I was correct in my theory (but I was not confident about it!), vampires are active in this novels’ world.

Del Toro and Hogan created something new, building off the already existing (but underused) myths about vampires. Not only do they make the vampires seem highly original but the writers vivid imaginations cause them to be scary, disgusting, almost zombie like creatures that have no remorse for human life, truly treating us like a food source. Part of me wonders if cows think of us like this. If you have watched Blade II then you are already imprinted with some of Del Toro’s take on vampires. The visuals from that film really help generate the image your mind creates when you read the words on the page.

The one weaker side to this novel was the introduction to so many characters. Aside from Ephraim and Setrakian, not a single character felt fleshed out. An exception could be made for Ephraim’s son, Zack, who seemed interesting but was merely used as a plot device to direct some of Ephraim’s actions. Some characters play pivotal roles but are left without much use, popping up only when needed, silently waiting in the background for when called upon. The writers will hopefully expand more on one of the minor characters (an exterminator) in the next two novels who was featured very little in the novel but is a compelling character from what we read.

A gripping conclusion brings us to the end of act one, of the seemingly apocalyptic story, with an epilogue that is absolutely chilling. This novel was very intriguing but it is not the greatest stand alone story. More answers on the mythology will probably help to make this story a little more cohesive as well. You must know ahead of time that you will be required to read the next two chapters in the coming future (titled The Fall and The Night Eternal which will be released annually) to understand the entire story.

4 out of 5